Hi Two Legs!
Yes, I ‘m talking to you, humans.
Let me introduce myself in case my human has not spoken about me.
She named me Fable. I will be six years old in June. I have lived with my human since I was a few weeks old. She use to leave my bowl full of food, but now she measures out these minuscule amounts of food a mouse could not survive. Maybe when you see her sometime, some of you wouldn't mind explaining leaving more food in my bowl sure would be nice!
I am a house cat. I enjoy the outdoors from this side of a screen door - but I dont much care to be out in that wild mess. I do like to watch the birds and the occasional squirrel - but I would much rather watch birds. Squirrels are STUPID! Remind me to tell you the story about a squirrel this one time.
Let me see if I can find some cute photos of myself. I love the napping ones. Aren’t I just so adorable. JUST DON’T TOUCH ME WHILE I AM SLEEPING! GEEZZZ MAN!!
Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org if you would like to ask me questions. I am positive I can tell you exactly what to do with your dogs.
Haha. All dogs need a boss, so get them a cat! DUH!!
Master Cat Blogger -
p.s. Cats Rule ! All the rest drool !